Record Breaking Crowds in Indy!

This club could be really nice if they would market it. It's inside an Adams Mark hotel in a really nice setting and a nice stage. However, since the show isn't marketed it won't be around long.

Friday first show was cancelled:

Audience from Friday Late Show


Sat Early Show


Sat Late Show

Things to do in traffic

If you happen to be driving across say I-96 and you are sitting in traffic so long that you notice your car has exactly 44,444 miles on it and you are still sitting in traffic so long that you have enough time to reach into your glove compartment, take your camera out of it's case and take a picture because you have been sitting so long that you notice your car is STILL saying 44,444 miles take a picture. What else do you have to do while sitting in traffic on I-96 while your car hits 44,444 miles?

Vanity Plates

I have nothing against people that have Vanity License Plates for their vehicles. However today when I went to lunch I wish I would have had my camera with me. I parked in front of a truck that had Vanity plates that said "1 Jedi 1", now remember, these are actual REAL plates, not the fake plates you can put on the front of a car for states that don't require front plates)

Now, I can be just as much as a Star Wars fan as the next guy but when you have license plates that say "1 Jedi 1" I'm thinking that is only because you can't put on your plates. "Hello, I'm a loser who wants to guarantee that no woman will ever have sex with me"

Dobie, Eric and City Council

This is the first time I've had a chance to work with Dobie Maxwell. Dobie is an extremely funny guy and a cool guy to hang out with. We had the pleasure of hitting Meijers after the show as we both needed toiletries. (Not a very macho word there) Hey, but the guy was cool enough to by me some Wendys (the food, not the hooker, I paid for that on my own) and of course since I didn't check my order until I got back to my hotel room it was screwed up. I swear I think "Plain with cheese only" must be french for "Throw every piece of crap you have on my burger please".


The lady in the middle, is Clara Shepard,she is the head of city council for Muskegon. (Nothing like seeing your elected officials out partying on Thursday nights!) Just kidding, she was a super nice lady and had a great time, and evidentally Dobie likes pointing at her left breast.

If I stayed in Muskegon she would get my vote just because she didn't act like the typical politician at all. Real down to earth lady.

As a matter of fact she was talking to Dobie and I after the show while I was selling my SINGLE* T shirts and we were talking about the youngsters and she told Dobie and I. "Women are like brooms, the new ones may sweep pretty good but the old ones already know where the dust is!" :-)

ARGHH!!

O.K. first off a minute ago I was typing a quick entry about how tired I am right now so I was just doing a quick entry. Well I don't know what the heck I did but somehow while running a spell check that entry just disappeared.

It's been that type of day. At one point on the way here to Muskegon, MI I got stuck in traffic for nearly an hour.

So about an hour before the show or so I get in the shower. Well I bent over to turn the water on to realize the last person in this hotel room evidently left the shower head on. I must admit, nothing gives you a quick energy blast like an unexpected blast of cold water on the back of the head.

So after I get out of the shower, about 30 minutes to show time, I get dressed and realized I left my deodorant at home. So of course there are no drugstores or anything like that near by so I have to go to the gas station 3 blocks down the street. So I drive down there, (didn't want to walk 3 blocks on a hot summer evening with no deodorant)

So I get that done and now I'm at about 15 minutes to show time and go to brush my teeth and you guessed it, left that at home too.

So after the show the other comic and I drive the 10-15 minutes to the closed Meijer's to pick up some toiletries. So we stop by the Wendy's and since this is the time I didn't check my order of course I get back to the hotel and since I like my hamburgers with cheese only of course my burger had everything on it known to man kind. I guess my only saving grace this day has been at least the vending machine down the hall didn't take my money. Nothing like a late night dinner of vending machine cookies.

How stupid can you get

So the other day I'm hanging out with some of my Hispanic friends and it just so happens at the time there were speaking Spanish. Some dumb redneck had the gall to come over and say.

"Hey, if you can't learn to speak English you need to leave the United States and go back to Puerto Rico!"

O.K. so that didn't actually happen but I think it's a funny joke and I don't wan't to forget it. If I have to explain why that joke is funny then you should go back to school.