How to get into a comedy hole.

Most of you that have seen me perform know that I like talking to the audience sometimes during my show.

This particular couple I was talking to and the conversation went pretty much like this.

Me: "So, how long have you two been married"
Her: "(O.K. I don't remember how long they said)
Me: "So, did you guys go on a honeymoon?"
Her" "Yes"
Me. "Where did you go"
Her: "Tennessee"
(Insert audience and my own laughter here)
Me: "O.K. I've been doing this about 15 years and have NEVER had anyone say 'Tennessee', why Tennesse? Did you want to go somewhere with more white trash then you have in Merrillville?" (I'm all about making friends)
Her: "No, originally we were going to go on a cruise"
Me: "Stop, how do you go from going on a cruise to going to Tennessee?"
Her: "Well you see his dad died"
Me: "So, you had to go to a funeral on your honeymoon?"
They: "Yes"
Me: "O.K. thanks for brining to the show to a halt, not to many places I can go after that. Lady I'll give you some advice, next time just lie."

(Me, whew, I was able to get the crowd back after that last line)

So at that point I took my camera out of my pocket and took a picture and said I would put it on my website as the people who brought my show to a halt, and as they say, the rest is history.