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You may have to click on the image to make it big enough to see. As you can plainly tell I have absolutely no artistict talent whatsoever.

How Dobie Maxwell almost killed me

First off Dobie Maxwell is a comedian friend of mine. The other night I was driving home from a show in Muncie, Indiana where I was working with Wynn Reichert. It was pretty late as we had a good crowd so the show went a little long.

I had Dobie's CD he gave me and decided to listen to it on the way home. I had stopped at a Hardee's to get a bite to eat and was getting towards the end of the CD. The last track is a bit where he had some obnoxius female heckler in the audience that wouldn't shut up.

So I'm listening to this cracking up and take a bite out of my burger when I hear the line.
"It's women like you are the reason that O.J. was set free.". Well that is when I damn near choked on the piece of burger I was eating! Thanks for damn near killing me on the middle of I-70 somewhere in Indiana Dobie!

Damn near choked again later when I'm drinking my shake and hit's this lady with. "You are like one of those turds in the toilet that no matter how many times you flush it just won't go away!"

If you guys ever see Dobie pick up the CD. Even if you don't see him visit his website and pick it up.

Old School Pimpin'

If you've seen my show you know I always go up with a hat on stage. One of the staff at the Funny Farm had this hat and let me wear it when I went up on stage Saturday night. I tried to get her to sell it to me but no dice. I've got to get me one of these.

By the way, I know I'm dorky but part of this picture is an illusion. I'm not carrying a samurai sword on my back.

A 'question' of cleavage.

She said this is what happens when you are 16 and drunk.

I think it's just someone who was really a fan. Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Most comics like to make the bright lights and the big cities. I just like to make the bright light and the big ti... time, yeah, big time!

The DK lady

Never let looks decieve you. While working at Pesto's in Grand Blanc Michigan with Darryl Rhoades somehow the term Donkey Punch was brought up and I told him what it was as I had recently found out. Well, being the people that we are we decided to see how many different ways we could get it into the show and how many people would know what it was. I beat him to the punch (no pun intended) by doing the offstage intro and saying "Pestos, the home of the Donkey Punch". Well this woman was cracking up every time we got it in and after the show ended up informing Darryl and I of what an "Angry Dragon" is. Whomever she is about to marry is getting a freak on her hands. Funny thing is she was sitting with her future mother in law who I'm sure would be asking her later. "So, what is this Donkey Punch thing that was so funny?"