Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Idiot of the Day


Now, I know this may be hard to imagine but todays Idiot of the Day (Still not done daily, or even monthly for that point) is another politician.

By the way, I'm still trying to figure out why the picture on the left is his picture on his website, and the picture on the right is a recent picture. Here I thought us comics had a bad habit of using out of date pictures.

This time it is Republican Senator Arlen Specter from Pennsylvania who recently dropped these words of wisdom. (By the way, I'm not being biased towards Republicans. I didn't even know he was a Republican but hey, if the shoe fits.....)

"It's a restraint of trade for them to do that, and the thought crosses my mind, it might be a violation of antitrust laws," Specter said.

Now the thing to remember here is that Specter chairs the Judiciary Committee. Basically he is saying that the Judiciary Committe could possibly look into the matter.

MEMO TO CONGRESS:
STAY THE HELL OUT OF SPORTS, THAT'S NOT WHY WE VOTED FOR YOU MORONS.

WORRY ABOUT TRIVIAL THINGS LIKE PUBLIC SCHOOLS, WAR IN IRAQ, TERRORIST THREATS AND GET BACK TO THE IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE STEROIDS IN BASEBALL AND TERRELL OWENS LATER!!!!

Friday, November 25, 2005

Left of Center



My second attempt to become the worlds worse drawn cartoon. Guess this is why I do stand up and not artwork.

Click on the image to view it in a size you can actually read it.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Worlds best warning labels



These came off the plastic bag a computer was packed in. They are funny enough on their own that I don't even need to ad any commentary.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Ken Severa and Eric Kirkland


Ken Severa and I worked Savarino's.
I love this one nighter and try to get in there once a year. They do monthly shows over the winter months. We had over 300 people packed in this show rocked! See you folks next year!

Sunday, November 06, 2005

The Boondocks



After several weeks of build up "The Boondocks" finally premiered tonight on Adult Swim.

There were several scenes that did make me laugh out loud.

If you are offended by the "N" word you don't want to watch this show. But I don't think they drop it just to drop it. The scenes where they do drop it were funny as hell to be honest.

The show wasn't as shocking as I thought it would be but I think I was looking SO forward to it that I was just a little bit disappointed.

However, I already know that I'm a fan and will be hooked, especially now since we are past the first episode where characters had to pe introduced.

If you want to see something funny check out "The Boondocks" at 11:00 P.M. Eastern Sunday nights on Adult Swim on Cartoon Network.