Why this person irritates me.

Who is this person and why does she irritate me? She is no one famous. Actually there is a 99.999% chance you have no idea who she is. I don't even know much about her except her name is Victoria Banit.

The reason she irritates me is not a personal one. It's people of her ilk. She is a realtor. Now, there is nothing wrong with that in itself. The house across the street from me is for sale and is listed by http://www.victoriabanit.com/

Therefore, maybe wrongly, I'm going to assume this person is Victoria Banit. The reason she irritates me is there is something going on in the Real Estate industry that is quite annoying. Why in the name of God do 9 out of 10 For Sale signs have to have the photo done by Glamour Shots or your High School year book photo on the sign. If someone is buying a house, I really don't think their deciding factor will be. "Well, the real esate agent had this really nice necklace on the sign out front."

Also, if your reasons for buying a home are based on a 10 year old High School yearbook photo, Please don't move in across the street from me.

Alligators kill 3 in Florida in one week

News release: After 3 deaths of humans by alligators in Florida in the last week, the Bush administration and the Department of Homeland Security have raised the "Alligator Terrorist threat level" to code periwinkle.

It has been determined that these are specially trained Al-A-Qaedaors . Not to be confused with the domestig Alligator.

One of the terrorist Al-A-Qaeders has been spotted in a remote pond in Timbucktoo. An immediate offensive of 25 B-2 Stealth Bombers and the 152nd Walmart division of the National Guard have been dispatched to protect us Americans from this threat.

The Department of Homeland Security has issued these safety tips to avoid being attacked by the terrorist Al-A-Qaeders.

1. By ducttape

Dick Cheneys' Haliburton company will shortly be coming into the area under a 2 billion dollar contract to rebuild the swamp that was drained to catch this Al-A-Qaeder.

Some things just aren't right.

There is an old saying that "Love is Blind." Evidentally love must also be a eunuch. This 33 year old man recently married this 104 year old woman! 33.................104................. A very important fact here. She is not rich............. We are all probably thinking the same thing now, and it's so gross that even "I" don't want to broach that subject. Now onthe other side we have Anna Nicole and an 80 something year old billionaire. (Whose money she is fighting for right now) Now in this situation everyone on planet earth knew what this about. Also, if this guy was a billionaire let's not act like he didn't know he was paying for a VERY expensibe piece of ass. When you are worth billions I suppose you overpay for products. Now, what I don't get if you are going to by a billion dollar piece of ass, at least don't do your shopping and the local trailer park. C'mon man, you could have done so much better. To be honest to inherit a few billion that could have been me sitting on his lap!