News release: After 3 deaths of humans by alligators in Florida in the last week, the Bush administration and the Department of Homeland Security have raised the "Alligator Terrorist threat level" to code periwinkle.
It has been determined that these are specially trained Al-A-Qaedaors . Not to be confused with the domestig Alligator.
One of the terrorist Al-A-Qaeders has been spotted in a remote pond in Timbucktoo. An immediate offensive of 25 B-2 Stealth Bombers and the 152nd Walmart division of the National Guard have been dispatched to protect us Americans from this threat.
The Department of Homeland Security has issued these safety tips to avoid being attacked by the terrorist Al-A-Qaeders.
1. By ducttape
Dick Cheneys' Haliburton company will shortly be coming into the area under a 2 billion dollar contract to rebuild the swamp that was drained to catch this Al-A-Qaeder.
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