Straight from the headlines!

KINGSTON, Jamaica (AP) - Former heavyweight champion Trevor Berbick was found dead in a church courtyard Saturday with chop wounds to his head in a suspected homicide.

Now this is just funny!

You know everyone on the set had to try to keep from busting out laughing during this story!

Who says that a period is a bad time of the month!

Not to long ago my wife recieved one of those free sample things in the mail. Well this one was from the Always company and I s*@t you not. Their new slogan.....

Have a Happy Period.

I swear, you can't make that stuff up. Even my wife and daughther both got a laugh out of that one.

In the words of Ron Popeil, "But wait, there's more!"

I wanted to do my research so googled in the phrase, "Have a happy period" and the always company actually has a website that shows up first when you type that in.

http://www.beinggirl.com/en_US/happy/pages/index.jsp

However, once again..."But wait, there's more!"

If you scroll down the page, once again I s*#t you not, you can actually send your friends or loved ones a "Have a happy period E-card"

http://www.beinggirl.com/en_US/happy/pages/ecards.jsp

My favorite one is the one that has the saying, "You have the right to make it the best period it can possibly be."

O.K. how do you make it the best period it could possibly be. I can see THAT conversation happening.

"You call that a period? Girlfriend I've seen periods and the end of a sentence with more spotting than that. When you learn how to bleed like a real woman give me a call. Until then....."Have a happy period!"

What's next? From Ex-lax. "Have a healthy dump for to good of God and your country"

Why I didn't take this picture

Something pretty cool happened yesterday in Toledo Ohio of all places. Actually a little south of Toledo. I was out doing some geocaching when I saw a huge bird circling pretty low overhead. At first I thought it was a buzzard as they are pretty common in Ohio. The closer I got I noticed that the bird had a white head and a white tail feathers.
I would not have thought I would have seen bald eagles in Ohio. That was pretty cool.
Now, the picture above isn't from my camera. My camera. I found this picture on the Internet.
The reason being is my digital camera has this really neat feature. There is a little warning on it to let you know when your battery is low. What it does is it comes up with a message saying "Low Battery" and then the battery dies so you can't take any more pictures.
Basically that is a really nice feature to have. It's kind of pointless to have the ability to take say one more picture when the camera can use that battery energy instead to tell me the battery is going to die before I can take one more picture.

Eric meets Whitney

O.K. you have to admit this is a pretty good look alike. She had me fooled for a minute even though I was wondering what the hell Whitney Houston would be doing in Toledo. :)

However, if you've ever been to Toledo it's the place to go it is the type of town you would hang out in if you need to take care of your crack habit.

She even seemed to be quite buzzed while taking this photo. Now knowing my luck not only was this not Whitney Houston but it's a pretty good chance it was a guy in drag. Hey, one day though when I'm one of those old grandfathers that lie to their kids I'll never tell them it wasn't her.

It's important that you make sure your grandkids respect you more than they do their own parents. After all what are thier parents going to do if you lie? It's not like they are going to tell them, "Don't believe our granddad, he's full of crap!"

Only from the government.

Only the state of Ohio will take time to send me monthly notices to let me know there are no changes to the sales tax. So basically they send out a notice to let you know there is no need to send you the notice they are sending.


"This is notification that there will be no rate changes effective November 1, 2006. All rate changes as well as notice of no rate changes can be found on our Web site at tax.ohio.gov on the Sales & Use Tax Page at the link below:"