Not to long ago my wife recieved one of those free sample things in the mail. Well this one was from the Always company and I s*@t you not. Their new slogan.....
Have a Happy Period.
I swear, you can't make that stuff up. Even my wife and daughther both got a laugh out of that one.
In the words of Ron Popeil, "But wait, there's more!"
I wanted to do my research so googled in the phrase, "Have a happy period" and the always company actually has a website that shows up first when you type that in.
http://www.beinggirl.com/en_US/happy/pages/index.jsp
However, once again..."But wait, there's more!"
If you scroll down the page, once again I s*#t you not, you can actually send your friends or loved ones a "Have a happy period E-card"
http://www.beinggirl.com/en_US/happy/pages/ecards.jsp
My favorite one is the one that has the saying, "You have the right to make it the best period it can possibly be."
O.K. how do you make it the best period it could possibly be. I can see THAT conversation happening.
"You call that a period? Girlfriend I've seen periods and the end of a sentence with more spotting than that. When you learn how to bleed like a real woman give me a call. Until then....."Have a happy period!"
What's next? From Ex-lax. "Have a healthy dump for to good of God and your country"
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And why didn't you send me an ecard? Haha.
The sanitary napkin people need to cross sell with the makers of ED medication and tube socks. "Her period doesn't mean your pleasure has to be put on hold. Pfizer wishes you four hours of fist-filled fun. Tease yourself, please youself, make it last for as long as YOU like, and, when it's time to clean up, don't foget that Champion Brand tube socks are soft and ultra absorbant."
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