O.K. that was stupid

So while I'm in St. Louis I decided it would be fun to have my wife and son come in so we could go up in the Arch.

Well we also decided to go to this place called The City Museum. Basically it's like Chuck E Cheese on steroids minus the pizza.

It's the ultimate playground and evidently the liabilty laws must be more lax in Missouri than in Ohio, the playground is basically a maze of tubes made from things like old airplane fuselages, cranes, open metal tubing, and just about anything else they could find.

It's hard to tell from this picture the following few things.

1. This pipe is about 3 stories high.

2. The picture is far away enough to hide my fear.

3. A 38 inch waist is not made to go through a 36 inch pipe.

4. My wife laughing her ass off as she was taking these pictures.

5. I think she was laughing so hard that fortunately she didn't take the picture at the end when I had to actually manuever my body in some weird positions to turn around. You see half way across this 'curved' tube you realize. "Oh crap, I'll be going down face first at the end!"

I do kind of look like Spiderman though!

O.K. if Spiderman was retarded...