Top billing???

So I have this gig coming up in North Rose, NY at the Waypoint Inn.

It's one of the gigs I'm headlining. Normally that means you get 'top billing'. Nope, not I. I am at the bottom of the list. You may also note that the MC is at the top of the show. This is what is known in the business as, "The MC is the guy that put the show together"

I see it as, "Hey, you gave me bottom billing, therefore I have the right to suck that night!"

All in fun Steve! Looking forward to my bottom billing show that night. I think there is room in the flyer to advertise the buffett salad bar right above my name.